Category Archives: Links
The off-side rule… explained using shoes…
In preparation for the World Cup, the “offside rule” explained for
women:
You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop
assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which
you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money
to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and
“whilst it is in flight” you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has “actually been
thrown”, it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other
shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
Here endeth the lesson…)
The world of Albscot!
Bryan has finally managed to get his website up and running… wait, I finally managed to get the website up and running.
Drop over and have a look. http://www.albascot.net
G
xxx
PINGOOS!!!!!
Euan sent me this… and it’s quote possibly the best thing EVER!!!!
A penguin writing my name with his belly!!!
Cheers
Graeme
Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
I finished reading The Da Vinci Code. I really think you need to read the book before the film hits our screens! You’ll enjoy it so much more!
Read about Dan Brown the author
Check out the Movie website —- pretty!
Another cat video…
Followin on from the previous post, I remembered that Ford did a rather funny advert for their KA model.
It’s really evil, but funny too…
FD
Cat Fan…
I just stumbled onto this little video.
There is no way on earth this cat lived through this!
Check out the Cat Fan video!!!
FD
Just plain strange…
My bro-in-law sent me this strange link. Some people have far too much time on their hands!
Check out the freaky website! (new window)
FD
My new site!!!
Watch this space people! I just registered a new site that I’m going to release to the general public as a service! Free to start… but who knows what will happen after a few months of popularity!
Wish me luck… and visit the site. Let your friends know… let everyone know!
Cheers!
FD
Dogs in Togs
How fantastic is this! A short blog all about a selection of dogs dressed up in “Their Sunday Best”.
Clicky for Dogs in Togs (new window)
Seriously though, it’s worrying what people are doing to their dogs. Check it out, has a few AHHHHHHHHHH moments.
